Wanna Have this GUTS!!

Humor : Interview Question & Answers ............

 

 


Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !


1. Why did you apply for this job?

Ans: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.


2. Why do you want to work for this company?

Ans: I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.


3. Why should I hire you?

Ans: You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?

Ans: Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...


5. What is your biggest strength?

Ans: Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company


6.What is your biggest weakness?

Ans: Girls


7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Ans: Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today


8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Ans: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.


9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Ans: Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.


10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

Ans: For the same reason why you left your earlier job


11. What do you want from this job?

Ans: If no work is given but keep giving good hikes


12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Ans: Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs


13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Ans: Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website


14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

Ans: Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)